Don’t know where to begin writing? Just throw up on paper. - Carolyn V. Hamilton
There’s never enough time for all the naps you want. - Carolyn V. Hamilton
Why you’ll never see a woman with a bomb in her shoe: we have too much respect for shoes. - Carolyn V. Hamilton
A tattoo is permanent; with a marriage you can more easily change your mind. - Carolyn V. Hamilton
I married my first husband for love, my second husband for adventure, and my third husband for laffs. - Carolyn V. Hamilton